Monday, December 20, 2010

The Mother In Law

Prompt:

Your mother-in-law has never liked you very much, so when she comes over and says she “wants to get to know you better,” you are instantly suspicious. You are convinced that that isn’t at all what she wants, and you decide to play detective and find out what is going on. The first things you notice are that she has an odd cut on her arm and that she is carrying a rubber chicken that is missing a foot (750 words or fewer).


***

I was shocked when I got the text message:

Let’s talk.

It was mostly because Denise didn’t know how to work email let alone a text message. But I guess my wife had shown her recently. Denise is my wife’s mother. She hates me. It all began when I started dating her daughter. Denise’s husband died about eight years back, and she thought that by me dating her daughter I was taking away the last bit of family that she had. She never knew that my intentions were not that at all. I was hoping to simply be another helping hand in her life. But it seemed like everything I did never amounted to much in her eyes.

That made this particular text message all the more ominous.

***

I opened the door and showed her in. She had sweat on her brow, a cut on her arm, and a rubber chicken’s legs dangled out of her purse, one of its feet apparently gnawed off.

“Please, have a seat.” I directed her to her favorite chair next to the fireplace.

She sat down very slowly, looking around as though a fly were on the walls, dodging her gaze. I thought nothing of it and sat down on the couch across from her.

“So, you wanted to talk?” I asked.

“Yes” she started, “I was hoping to get to know you better.”

I shifted uneasily in my seat. This can’t be good, I thought, is she looking for more dirt on me to manipulate? “Ok,” I hesitated, “where should we begin?”

“What’s your diet like?” She said, tilting her head to the side and sitting straighter than before with her legs crossed.

“I guess it’s pretty good. Your daughter is a fabulous cook, and she only uses organic stuff. And we never eat fast-food, really, so...”

“Good, good.” She interjected, nodding her head. She started rubbing her scratch softly with her fingertips.

“What happened to your arm?” I asked. She quickly withdrew her hand and began playing with her hair.

“Nothing serious; a tree branch snagged me on my way out this evening. So, tell me about your family, any major medical problems?”

I repositioned myself, crossing my arms out of frustration. “I’m sorry,” I said apprehensively, “But what is the importance of this?”

She sank in her chair. She looked as though someone had forced her to haul a full sized piano up a flight of stairs. I felt awful for her.

“It’s just that,” she began, “my husband was taken from me far earlier than he should have been. And I just want to make sure that you’re taking every precaution to not let that happen to my little girl.” Her eyes turned red as tears welled up. “I can’t watch my little girl go through what I had to go through.” She was nearly convulsing in sobs.

I nervously got out of my seat and quietly walked over to her. When I got to her she had her face in her hands and was shaking nearly uncontrollably. I put my hand on her shoulder. “I’m sorry that you’ve had to go through this.” She stopped sobbing. “I can’t even begin to imagine what you’ve been dealing with.” She lifted her face from her hands. “And I give you my word that I wo—“
When her eyes met mine I froze.

It wasn’t Denise.

Her eyes were full of red blood vessels, almost to the point of being completely filled. A grin peeled across her face.

“Denise…” I backed away, as slowly as possible. She was now in a full grin and rising from her seat, advancing toward me like a cat stalking a mouse.

“Denise. What’s wrong with you?”

A growl burped from deep within her throat.

It happened so quickly, I’m not sure how I managed to get away. She lunged at me with an unbearable scream and her teeth bared. I dove to the side behind the couch as she stumbled to her hands and feet.

I turned to get up and sprinted for the door. All I needed to do was get outside and then I would at least have a chance. She was way too quick for me to be inside.

I’d reached the door and ripped it open as she made another attempt at me. I slammed it close and heard the thud, then ran into the woods. I was in my element now.

The hunt was on.

Friday, July 16, 2010

Marriage to God

I've heard a lot of guys say that they don't want to get involved in a serious relationship until they are "right" with God. I used to think that that was a way of saying, "I'm too lazy to deal with a relationship." Either that or their relationship with God is getting in the way of a relationship with people, so they want to wait until it's steady. It's weird because God usually doesn't call us to something and then wait till we are ready to do it before he sends us. He calls us, and sends us, and through that process, we grow in righteousness. "But God chose what is foolish in the world to shame the wise; God chose what is weak in the world to shame the strong; God chose what is low and despised in the world, even things that are not, to bring to nothing things that are." (1 Cor. 1:27-28)

But I think I kind of understand the heart people say that they want to wait till they're "right" with God. It's because a marriage is serious. Much like our relationship with God. It's serious.

I feel like the last 13 or 14 months have been culminating in this understanding. That my relationship with God should never be taken lightly. It's like a marriage. There should never be a day--in the future--when I wake up next to my wife and decide, "Today, I'm not going to love this person. Today I'm going to go find another wife, but just for today." It doesn't work that way. And that's what I've been doing for the last 13 or 14 months; I've been waking up, and on occasion I'll decide, "Not today, God." And other days I'll take Him out with me to public places and flaunt Him.

I think that it's time for me to jump into my relationship with Jesus as though it's a marriage. It's time for me to treat my marriage to God as a covenant; not a promise, but a covenant founded in blood.

Friday, April 2, 2010

Lessons in Firefighting

This post is another writing "challenge" we had in the internship that I was in. It's based off of a book we read in there by Donald Miller called Blue Like Jazz. Which, if you haven't read it, it's a great book.

The challenge is to, after reading the book, write your own chapter in a similar style as Donald Miller uses. This is a great exercise to try particularly if you're a writer. Try doing it for any genre of writing. I remember for my poetry class one of our assignments was to adapt a similar style as Stephen Dunn in one of our poems. It's a great way to try and broaden your horizons and expand your imagination and creativity.

So, here it is. My rendition of a Blue Like Jazz chapter. I also changed their names because I didn't think they'd appreciate me telling about them on the internet. Hope it makes sense.

By the way, plug alert: Donald Miller's blog is also awesome.



A couple summers ago I worked as a wildland firefighter with a company based out of Redmond, Oregon. I’d thought about doing this for a while, but I was scared. Who wouldn’t be scared of a raging inferno in the forest? And on top of that, in California, there were a lot of people dying in the fires. But one day when I was visiting my best friend, Corey, and his friends at my parents’ house, we prayed about the different areas we needed wisdom in; one of mine was a job.

Later that afternoon a guy from the Ellensburg station of the company called me, telling me that if I still wanted to work for them, I would have to go down to Redmond to take the class for my Red Card. At the time, I was also thinking about being a nurse’s aide; both were great opportunities. I had to make a decision, but I kept creating obstacles for myself: What if I don’t have a place to stay in Redmond? What if I don’t get through the class? What if this nursing home doesn’t hire me? All these dumb excuses that didn’t make sense in the greater spectrum of God.

When I got back to Ellensburg, I talked to my roommate, Brian, about the situation. Brian was an EMT in Yakima. He’d just told me about a case he’d seen in Yakima where a little, angry, old man had been complaining of sores on his legs. The little old man hobbled up to the stretcher, whacking his Pomeranian with his cane. When he got to the hospital, Brian helped him lay back in the hospital bed by lifting his legs, when he did this, one of the sores burst open, spilling maggots.

I vented to him about how I had to make a decision within hours. I’ve always been the kind of person who needed to be told what to do with his freedom.

“What do you want to do?” Brian asked.
“I would love to try out the firefighting job, but I’d also like a longer lasting job, and the nurse’s aide thing could offer a lot more opportunities in the medical field. I’ve never had a job that lasted beyond a summer.”
“Well, ok, what do you need, money or proof that you can keep a job?”
“I need money, but what am I going to do if they don’t give me a place to stay? I can’t afford a motel, or anything else for that matter.”
“Don’t think about those things. First you need to decide what it is you want, and need, to do; God will provide the rest. Besides, don’t you like camping?”

He was right. The lilies and the sparrows have places to stay, and so God will provide for our every need, even when we don’t think he will.

I decided that I needed to try it out. I called back my future boss and told him I’d be down there.
I loved telling people my plan.

“What are you up to this weekend?” Someone would ask after Salt.
“Oh you know, I’m leaving for Oregon to do a firefighting class, then who knows, I could be gone for a number of weeks, or more.”
“What!? That’s crazy!”
I loved it. I especially loved to gloat about the fact that I didn’t need to have a place to stay.

My plan was to camp on Black Butte, a little mountain right outside Redmond—it’s actually not very little, it is a mountain after all. But when I finally got there, they offered me a bed in their sleeping quarters, something my boss told me they’d never do. After a week of waking up early and learning fire behavior and hose-throwing, I was their number one choice of who to send out. Not because of anything particularly special, just that I was living on the base, and I was 21 and had a clean driving record, so they gave a MSPA certification, which meant that I could drive for the company.

Fourth of July night, my Redmond boss came into the station, right after we’d got some replacements from North Carolina—which was who I was chatting with—and he told me that the next morning I would be waking up at 5:30 and getting on a plane to Big Sur, California to replace a driver they’d lost—he didn’t die, he just went to another crew. And by the way, this would be my first time ever stepping on a plane. And it was quite memorable.

This little old lady asked me as we got on the connecting flight to Monterey, “Are you going to help us with all our fires?” It was probably the sweatshirt I was wearing that said Firefighter that gave it away. “Yes ma’am,” I said in my most heroic voice. She beamed with a thankful smile.
I got off the plane around 1:00 where a couple of guys picked me up and we headed for the hills. It took us about three hours to get there because it was a ways down some crazy dirt roads. When we finally got there I was instructed to grab my sleeping bag and a two gallon thing of water and a tool. I was not ready for one of the hardest nights I’d ever have to endure.


We hiked about 5 miles with roughly 40 lbs of gear, uphill—and we’re talking steep hills—before we finally reached the rest of the crew. The 3 hour hike gave me a good chance to get to know my squad boss. We started talking about philosophy and religion and just general life issues.That’s when he found out I was a Christian.

“So you’re down with the JC, eh Daryl?”
“I sure am” I responded.

We started talking about what that means and how Christians tend to be over bearing and sometimes try to convert everyone they meet.

“Well how ‘bout that, a Christian who thinks. I’ve never met one of those before.”

I just laughed. But I took it to heart. I realized in that conversation that we, as Christians, are allowed to just have friendships, and allow the conversations with friends to come naturally. We don’t have to get everyone to meet our standards; rather, we should meet them where they’re at, and show them how we aren’t so different.

I recently watched a movie about Don Quixote called Man of La Mancha. There’s a scene where Don Quixote’s niece’s fiancĂ©—kind of hard to follow, I know—decides that in order to fix the Don, he needs to play along in the Don’s fantasy. Get him to believe that others think like him and then show his faults. I liked this because it showed how we need to not just keep telling people how they are crazy and need to change, but rather show how we can sometimes be a little crazy too.

After I got up in the hills, I met the crew that would keep me company until 1 AM that night. I worked with some very interesting people on that fire. Most of them were ex-cons, some of them murderers. One day when we were doing HT or Hiding Tactics—a little thing we do when we don’t want to work—the guys exchanged stories.

Len, the pot-smoking Indian was quiet; really nice and friendly. He talked about a time on the Res when he was younger and a couple of guys started brawling over a girl. One of them went back to his house, grabbed a gun, came back, and killed the other.

Mike, a bigger guy, one of our sawyers—chainsaw guy—told about how he ended up in prison: he robbed a bank and shot a guy, lucky for Mike, the guy he shot didn’t die; so Mike didn’t get too bad a sentence. The only reason he got caught was because one of the guys robbing the bank with him snitched him out. The guys he was robbing the bank for told him that he had two choices: kill the snitch, or they’d take care of both of them. So he stabbed him twelve times and threw him over a pier—I’m not sure where the pier was in prison, but that’s what he said. They were all interesting people. They didn’t even seem to have any remorse for these things.

Some of them opened up about their driving force for some of their acts. Charles, when he was younger, had a step dad who tried to molest him, so he shoved a pen through his cheek. Another time, his buddy raped his girlfriend, so he stabbed him in the neck.

The most interesting thing about these guys was that they were really close to me. Not just because they were my only civil contact for two weeks, but because they cared about me.

They started out the tour making fun of me and trying to freak me out enough to go home. It didn’t work. I was raised to have some pretty tough skin and not get offended when people harass me. So I took it. Mostly because I knew they were just not used to seeing a new human.

Charles one day sat me down when we were waiting for an engine to come and bring us water to put out a hot spot, and he told about how I needed to follow Jesus every day, with all of my heart. I couldn’t believe the words he was saying, even if this guy could quote scripture better than anyone I’d ever met. I’d just figured he’d just studied it to know what Christians believed and were being taught.

“Daryl,” he said, “you gotta commit to it now. And never let go of that commitment. The punishment for people like me, who know the truth about Jesus and choose not to follow him, is going to be much harsher than even these other guys who don’t know him.”

This guy had one of the dirtiest lifestyles I’d ever encountered, and he was preaching to me…I liked it.

“You know the truth, yet you choose not to follow him?” I asked.
“Yeah. It’s kinda stupid, I know, but it’s my choice.”
“Why don’t you follow him?”
“Because I like my life the way it is. And it would be very different to follow him.”

I enjoyed the sincerity he had for me. He was the main guy giving me a hard time when I first got on the crew, but he was also the first guy to run to my defense if the situation ever arose. One day Charles got a hernia after trying to throw a tree and had to sit in the truck and wait for us to finish, the crew boss joined him. Charles was in my truck and my cell phone went off, so the boss took the time to rummage through my text messages, reading them off to Charles. After that, Charles told me, and some other guys, and every one of them agreed that what the boss did, wasn’t right; and each of the guys told me that they’d have my back if he tried to hurt me when I confronted him about it—he had a violent history.

I lost touch with those guys after I reconnected with the Ellensburg crew. I missed them a lot after that. Sure it was a little hectic. We bantered about our boss most of the time because he almost got us killed once or twice, but it was great connection. I could really relate to those guys, even though their lifestyles were completely different from mine. They showed me what real friendship looked like. And I’ll never forget them.

Monday, March 29, 2010

This I believe

You may or may not have heard of the new phenomenon known as This I Believe, but it has been around for quite a long time. It began in the 1950s with Edward R. Murrow, the famous news anchor for CBS who helped bring down Senator Joseph McCarthy during the Red Scare of the 40s and 50s. Murrow created the This I Believe broadcast in order "to point to the common meeting grounds of beliefs, which is the essence of brotherhood and the floor of our civilization." You can read more about the history of the broadcast at NPRs website here.

For the internship I was involved with last year at Mercer Creek Church, Ellensburg, Ken challenged us to write a This I Believe once a quarter. The goal of the challenge is to get normal, everyday people "to write about the core beliefs that guide [their] daily life." For instructions on how to write one yourself go here.

Here, now, is my favorite of mine. Hope you enjoy it.


Speak Only When Spoken to
Daryl Schie

I believe that silence is golden. When I was a little kid, my grandparents would tell stories. I loved their stories. They'd talk about how when they were kids they could only take a bath a week, about what it was like being a real-life cowboy, how they'd known the people who started Fred Meyer, and of course, the prom date where my grandpa made my grandma push the car so he could pop the clutch. They had known each other nearly their entire lives so they had some very interesting stories.

My grandparents had this rule for their kids, a rule that, my mom, when she was younger, obeyed to the T. The rule was this: Kids are meant to be seen, not heard. My mother would sit in the living room with the adults for hours listening to their conversations. That was the only reason she was aloud to be there, she never talked.

I inherited this trait from my mother and I think it has been one of the greatest things she has given me, as well as an awkward curse. But I love listening to people's stories. I get to hear about people's experiences in the armed forces, that they helped make 100,000 Easter eggs, about somebody's crazy happenings in North Bend or that one of their star students had just died to cancer. It is one of the best gifts that a person can give someone else I think: their time, just to sit and listen to what they have to say.

When I was in high school I was standing in the counseling office waiting to talk to an advisor about which college to choose and how I could get into it, and I read a little poem framed on the wall about listening. I don't fully remember the poem in its entirety, but the gist of it was that sometimes people just need to let things out, to be heard, and that that was why praying was so important.

What if that's all that God wants? Just someone who will hear what he has to say. Some people who would love nothing more than to just sit with him in silence and let him share his stories. I think that he would like that. That is why I believe that silence is golden.

Saturday, March 13, 2010

Self Indulgence

This may be the shortest blog post I ever put up, but I thought it kind of ironic so I decided to share.

Not too long ago I was reading this short snippet in my favorite magazine, RELEVANT, and in this snippet, the author talked about the increase in blogging over recent years. The main premise, as I recall--which I could be wrong about--was that blogging is a very conceited thing to do. The author claimed that the desire to blog was fed by the individuals belief that they are so important that they need to be heard. Thus, the blog.

With this understanding of what a blog is, I stand proud in my voice. I am a beautiful animal! I am a voice among voices!

Plus, I like the idea of having somewhere that I can have a collection of ideas and writings.